Here’s the deal folks. We love you and we’re not going to do something lame like make up some fake product we’re not selling and then embarrass you because you decided to forward it on to your friends, etc. Seriously. We’re on your side here.

Squeez Bacon (tm)

It has come to our attention that others aren’t as honest as we are. Not only that, they are using bacon as the vessel with which to fool and tease you! We won’t stand for this!

As a public service to the entire bacon community we’re providing the following fake bacon links making their way around on this fine April 1st:

  • Bacon Fashion: From @lilbutterfly we get bacon fashion on the runway. Now, we’re not even sure if this is real or not but I’m pretty sure its not. Or somebody just has really, really bad taste.
  • Squeez Bacon: Now this is just gross (hat tip Mr Bacon Pants) … squeezable bacon?! Is there no shame?! This is productized here available at your favorite everything-for-my-geek store ThinkGeek. Now, I know its a joke folks … but $7.99 for squeezable bacon on the Internet? At least make this stuff plausible … that should be listing at $49.99. (Note: the ThinkGeek folks have a long history of loving bacon and kittehs).

Stay tuned to this post and we’ll make sure to keep you apprised of any more slights to the bacon name.

Best of luck today and remember, if you’re reading it on April 1st, somebody is probably messing with you (except for this post; we love you guys).


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